27 September, 2012

Kitty competition result September 27th 2012


  
Golf result for Thursday 27th September 2012 Individual stableford.
1st Mike Hollings 33 points(countback)
2nd Stuart Miles 33 points (countback)
3rd Stewart Poole 33 points(countback)

20 September, 2012

Thought for the day !!!


   
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size I Could Not Guess
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
and Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs
And losers of balls!

A recent study found that the average golfer
Walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that golfers drink, on
Average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means that, on average, golfers get about
41 miles to the gallon!

Kind of makes you proud. Almost makes you
Feel like a hybrid. . . . .

Kitty Competition and Chirk March September 20th 2012



 

             Seniors Kitty Competition Pairs betterball stableford

            1. Mike Drake and Graham Stokes 42pts

            2. Tony Owens and Cliff Davies 41pts

            3. Larry Birch and Stan Brookfield 41pts

            4. Bill Hughes and Mike Turner 39pts

 

            Result away match vs Chirk will be posted later


 

18 September, 2012

Seniors Stableford Qualifier September 18th 2012


  

Senior Stableford

Played on Tuesday, 18 September 2012 at Clays

Competition Scratch Score = 72 (33pts) (RO) (Men)
Overall
Position
Player Score Comments Revised
Handicap
Division 1
1 Taylor, Reg 35 pts (15) Division 1 Winner 14.3
2 Jones, Dennis 32 pts (25) Division 1 Runner-Up 25.0
3 Hollings, Mike 31 pts (18) Division 1 Third 17.5

14 September, 2012

Kitty Competition September 13th plus away match Ellesmere Port


Seniors -  September 13th -Stableford scoring with full handicap.

Results as follows: Neil Sanger 1st with 37 points; Dave Jones 2nd with 34 points and Larry Birch with 30 points on count back over the last 3 holes.

The away match at Ellesmere Port was played in a different format. 2 members from each Club played as a fourball with best 2 stableford scores to count.  Won easily by Ernie Williams and Irwin Elkin with 89 points!

11 September, 2012

Kitty Competition and Holywell match away Sept 11th 2012



Kitty Competition September 11th 2012
   1.  Elwyn Jones  36pts
   2. Tom McGrady 35pts
   3. Tony Owens  33pts
   4. Ernie Williams 33pts

  It was good to see Elwyn back on form after his recent lay off. His score included a gross 4 at the 7th

 The Holywell match played away on the same day resulted in a win for Holywell by 7 matches to 5!!

09 September, 2012

Presidents Day Saturday September 8th 2012




Tony Harcombe’s Presidents Day Saturday September 8th

1st Stephen Clegg 41pts

2nd Karl Matthias 39 pts

3rd Kim Harcombe 38 pts

Ladies Prize -Sheila Roscoe 38 pts

Seniors Prize Ray Martin 38 pts

Junior Prize James Falcus 35 pts

Visitors Prize Doug Spooner 35 pts

07 September, 2012

Mike Copperwheat Seniors Eclectic 2012


 

Mike Copperwheat Seniors Eclectic 2012

Fewest strokes taken on each hole

Position
Player
Gross
Handicap
Nett


1
Kelleher, William (Bill)
66
6
60

2
Williams, Ernest
70
7.5
62.5

3
Poole, Stewart
71
7.5
63.5

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